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Most people got married in June

because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June.

However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.

Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house

had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and

men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By

then the water was so dirty, you could actually lose someone in it. Hence

the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

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Guest Drovers Dog

:P

No wonder we have the saying, " How do you put 50 Poms into a Mini-Minor?"

Answer: " Make one of them a Boss, then the rest will crawl up his you know what!"

"But how do you get them out?"

Answer: "Just toss in a cake of soap!"

:whistling: :D

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