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A Christmas Appeal


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All the sewage treatment plants in the country rely on trillions and squillions of microscopic bacteria to process all the thousands of tons of various waste materials that we consign to the sewers daily without a second thought. They continue to work, and reproduce, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. We take them for granted, and, apart from an occasional treat, in the form of ammoniacal nitrogen provided by their greedy masters, they receive no thanks or reward.

This Christmas we are making an appeal on their behalf, because, of course, without special training they are totally unable to speak our language. We are asking you to ensure that on Christmas day you let lots of good things find their way to our microbial friends, and then, on Boxing day, you have a rest, and also allow them to have a day of relaxation. I am sure they will be more than appreciative and continue to serve us all the better throughout the coming year.

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