andsome Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 match the good looks and intelligence of andsome..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 ......not to mention his modesty, which has become a model for aspiring politicians of all parties which, far from increasing their majorities, actually...............Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordythegouge Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 ... should get them hung, drawn an quartered and if there's any justice..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 just then Thos spotted Doug out for his morning run, he had the neighbours tortoise on a lead to give the creature some excersise..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 but doug was struggling to keep up with the tortoise so he thought of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 a cunning plan..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 ....which was to tie a lettuce leaf on a stick and dangle it in front of the tortoise which then broke into a gallop and Doug, not being able to stop it, hurtled behind it into the vicar's garden, wherupon the vicars wife...................Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 ....who was lying on her Li-Lo in the garden in the nude, said..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 ......"Oh, Doug, I didn't know you were going to come so quickly today, I hadn't made any preparations" Whereupon the tortoise, who was lying down having a rest, spotted a hedgehog ambling by and................Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 You'll never guess what he did..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordythegouge Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 ..sitting on his tuffit eating his curds and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 hot dogs...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 .....whilst blowing on them to cool them down. Unfortunately, he took a bite before they had cooled properly and not only did his mouth get burnt but also his.................Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 false teeth fell out.....( Poor old Doug, really in the wars) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 ......and as they fell he screamed, gummily, "this would never had happened if I had got them on the NHS but my dentist said I would get a better fit if I went private" And, talking of privates, ..................Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 mine are aching terribly from the kick I received from the blonde down the road... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 ..... who really didn't understand when I merely stroked her.........Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordythegouge Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 ....pussycat that I was just trying to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 my usual over friendly self said Doug....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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