AlanHo Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -Will Rogers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Hmmm.....I could have put it better myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 ????Diplomacy 3. skill in managing negotiations, handling people, etc., so that there is little or no ill will; tact: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 I would have changed the word 'rock' to stick to throw for the dog (thereby distracting it/keeping it happy) whilst I made my diplomatic move B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 There was a chap stood at a bus stop eating a meat pie (it might have been "no Jags" in his early days). Next to him was a woman with a little Scottie. It was one of those yappy Scotties. It kept looking up "asking" for some of the pie. Suddenly it sank its teeth into the chap's leg. He turned to the woman and said. "Do you mind if I throw it a bit?" She said, "No, Not at all. Throw it as much as you like."So he picked it up and threw it right down the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Reminds me of the drunk in the bar with his pet tortoise cradled on his arm.A braggard in the bar was taking the micky out of his choice of pet - pointing to his greyhound and boasting about how fast it was.The drunk challenged the boaster to a race for a £50 bet that his tortoise would beat the greyhound over 20 yards. All the bar customers were mystified and piled out into the car park to witness the drunk's humiliation.The boaster got ready to slip the dogs lead as the drunk counted down 3 - 2 - 1 - GO - he then hurled the tortoise to the finishing line.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Oh dear me! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 OUCH! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 It's my crusty meat pie joke...... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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