monkeyhanger Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came across a large, raging. violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." POOF! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about 2 hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God give me the strength and the tools to cross this river." POOF! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing a couple of times. The third man had seen how this had worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools and the intelligence to cross this river" And POOF! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked up stream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 Sigh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 monkey, just whose side are you on?????? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 monkey, just whose side are you on?????? ;)Lets face it...This was a joke...In reality the girl would scream for help from MAN/MEN RESCUERS and/or she she would asked to be carried over the river, well ya know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 I don't think so........... we had this map discussion before and we all agreed that as long as the map is pointing the right way then there are no probs.Anyway........ I would ask the lady standing at the bus stop if there were any useful bridges nearby. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 Can't remember a Bus Stop being mentioned in that joke nellie! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 Well there was one.......... but 'cos it was blokes they didn't notice it!!! :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northamuk Posted July 31, 2003 Report Share Posted July 31, 2003 There is always a Bus Stop near a bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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