AlanHo Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Funny Quotes About Marriage "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." -Woody Allen."My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." -Rodney Dangerfield."Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man'sgenitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams."A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two peopleremembering the same thing." -Duane Dewel. "When you see a married couple walking down the street, the onethat's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad." -Helen Rowland"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...The rest cheat in Europe." -Jackie Mason"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in thehope of pulling out an eel." -Leonardo Di Vinci."I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't likeand give her a house." -Lewis Grizzard."I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out towhom it may concern." -Mickey Rooney."I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield."The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 :lol: :lol: One of the things about getting older, is that the memory fades somewhat.So, if it has been on before, I can't remember! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 A few weeks ago. Still funny to read through though. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarthy © ® ™ Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Who was that american comic who used to start with..."Take my wife...""...Please";) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Who was that american comic who used to start with..."Take my wife...""...Please";)Jackie Mason I think it was. He died earlier this year if my brain serves right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Too much truth there to be really funny. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ɹəuəllıʍ ʇɐb Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 It was posted here 10 days ago, by AlanHo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 It was posted here 10 days ago, by AlanHo... :lol: :lol: Clearly, AlanHo is a kindred spirit, who suffers from that age induced memory fade! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 You will find - if you compare both postings - that they are subtly different.I don't usually do subtle - but I strayed this time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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