doug Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Had to chuckle at these this morning so I thought I'd copy them here for a few groans.What school subject are snakes best at?.........................................HisstoryWhat do you call a multi-storey pig pen?..........................................A sty-scraperWhat do you call a crazy golfer?......................................................A crack putWhat lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?.................................A nervous wreckWhat do vampires sing on New Years Eve?........................................Auld Fang SyneWhat is black and white and noisy?...................................................A Zebra with a drum kitWhat is the fastest thing in water?.....................................................A motor pikeIf I'm standing at the North Pole, and the East is on my left hand, what's on my right?.........fingersWhat lies in a pram and wobbles?......................................................A jelly babyThere that's 10 to be getting on with. Another 40 to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Do they warrant a GROAN? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 I have to mention, what is to me anyway, the best of the worst I have ever heard. What do you do if you see a Space man.........Park in it man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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