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Christmas Cracker Jokes I


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Had to chuckle at these this morning so I thought I'd copy them here for a few groans.

What school subject are snakes best at?.........................................Hisstory

What do you call a multi-storey pig pen?..........................................A sty-scraper

What do you call a crazy golfer?......................................................A crack put

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?.................................A nervous wreck

What do vampires sing on New Years Eve?........................................Auld Fang Syne

What is black and white and noisy?...................................................A Zebra with a drum kit

What is the fastest thing in water?.....................................................A motor pike

If I'm standing at the North Pole, and the East is on my left hand, what's on my right?.........fingers

What lies in a pram and wobbles?......................................................A jelly baby

There that's 10 to be getting on with. Another 40 to go!

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