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Jolly good idea is you ask me.

There are far too many whinging wrinkly old crocks clogging up the doctors waiting rooms and hospitals with their ailments.

Drunks, druggies and other worthy causes are hard pushed to get a look in.

We should free all drugs from prescription, give all the oldies computers and let them diagnose their own illnesses and treatments via NHS on line or be given vouchers to consult an alternative therapist - such as a zulu witch doctor or Indian medicine man. We could then sack half the doctors and use the money saved to provide free drugs and medical equipment.

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NHS patients told to treat themselves

By James Kirkup, Political Correspondent

Last Updated: 8:50am GMT 02/01/2008

Millions of people with arthritis, asthma and even heart failure will be urged to treat themselves as part of a Government plan to save billions of pounds from the NHS budget.

That makes so much sense.

It would give the government billions more pounds with which to keep the trough topped up, and the surplus, if there were to be any, could be given to Ongibongiland's dictators. A much more satisfactory way of using the money than using it on those who were forced to supply it in the first place.

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