deuces wild Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed adistinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in theflower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirableprograms such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes thesystem. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do? Signed, Desperate -------------------------------------Dear Desperate:First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe', try to downloadTears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If thatapplication works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run theapplications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember,overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default toGrumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very badprogram that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 It runs a virus in thebackground that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do notattempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and willcrash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might considerbuying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommendFood 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.Good Luck, Tech Support======================My love is thankfully happy with Husband V 1.0 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Sorry DW - been here before a couple of times in various versions..This was the firstStill funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted January 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Sorry DW - been here before a couple of times in various versions..This was the firstStill funny though.I cannot understand why folks need to research, then remind posters of a previous post of a joke.Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 I've not seen it before.Thought it was funny but probably a bit too true for a lot of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 I only have vague memories of having seen it before, and enjoyed it, thanks. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Sorry DW - been here before a couple of times in various versions..This was the firstStill funny though.I cannot understand why folks need to research, then remind posters of a previous post of a joke.Whatever. I agree. The aussie poem in topic at the moment has also been on a couple of times before..........lot's of things, in fact come around over and over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Noted - will not be a naughty boy again - provided andsome also complies..................... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Noted - will not be a naughty boy again - provided andsome also complies..................... :lol:I'm watching the pair of you!! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 I'm watching the pair of you!!BIG HUGE HEARTFELT GROAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Noted - will not be a naughty boy again - provided andsome also complies..................... :lol:I'm watching the pair of you!! :P Nosy. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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