AlanHo Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 There is nothing the matter with me - As I’m sure you all can seeDespite arthritis in both my knees - my snuffle and cough and of course my wheezeMy blood pressure’s high and pulse erratic - my breathings becoming quite asthmaticThe only thing stiff is my poor old back - excitement in life is all I lackHair gone where it matters, baldness conceded - yet hair in profusion where its not needed There is nothing the matter with meThere is nothing wrong with me - I’m as healthy as I could beI’m awfully well for the shape I’m in - with a weakening pulse and my blood getting thinMy memory is failing, my heads in a spin - And where I‘m not fat I’m horribly thinI know that my youth has all been spent - cuz my ‘get-up-and-go’ has got up and wentBut I don’t really mind it sure makes me grin - when I recall all the places my get-up has beenThere is nothing wrong with meThere is everything right with me - I’m as fit as the proverbial fleaBut sometimes I wonder as I go to bed - why all the contraptions about my poor headWith my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup - and my eyes on the dresser until I wake upAs I battle with sleep I say to myself - is there anything else I should leave on the shelfSleep is denied me night after night - yet every morning I find I’m alrightThere is everything right with meThere is nothing the matter with me - I’m as busy as a beeFor keeping fit my nose has a run - its better than walking which ’aint much funI need arch supports for both my feet - on the rare occasion I go into the streetI get up each morning and awaken my wits - pick up the paper and read the obitsIf my name’s not there I know I’m not dead - so I finish my breakfast and go back to bedThere’s nothing the matter with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 It does not bear thinking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 :D :D I visit that site.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 :lol: :lol: :lol: Thank gawd for a sense of humour :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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