AlanHo Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 I phoned the local builders today, I said to them "Can I have a skip outside my house?"He said, "I'm not stopping you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 OMG, a definite GROAN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 OMG, a definite GROAN!!Same here. They were funny when the great man himself told them. They loose an awful lot when written down. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 OMG, a definite GROAN!!Same here. They were funny when the great man himself told them. They loose an awful lot when written down. :DDictionary definitionGROAN : To make a deep sound expressing pain, grief or disapproval.OK you guys - I can take a hint....and I would hate to think I was causing you grief or pain...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 OMG, a definite GROAN!!Same here. They were funny when the great man himself told them. They loose an awful lot when written down. :D Dictionary definitionGROAN : To make a deep sound expressing pain, grief or disapproval.OK you guys - I can take a hint....and I would hate to think I was causing you grief or pain...... It does hurt somewhat. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 OMG, a definite GROAN!!Same here. They were funny when the great man himself told them. They loose an awful lot when written down. :DDictionary definitionGROAN : To make a deep sound expressing pain, grief or disapproval. OK you guys - I can take a hint....and I would hate to think I was causing you grief or pain...... Come now, you are not usually so sensitive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 ...... Come now, you are not usually so sensitive! One of the reasons why I have been so successful with the ladies over the years - is my sensitivity and tender caring nature. As soon as I get the slightest whiff of making a lady uncomfortable, I take immediate action to correct it. It has pained my heart to see you groan Irene and to know that it was because of my thoughlessness. How can I make amends other than to cease my Tommy Cooper posts immediately and to apologise most humbly for the pain, grief and discomfort I have caused you....... So far as andsome is concerned though - he can get stuffed................. :lol: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 ...... Come now, you are not usually so sensitive! One of the reasons why I have been so successful with the ladies over the years - is my sensitivity and tender caring nature. As soon as I get the slightest whiff of making a lady uncomfortable, I take immediate action to correct it. It has pained my heart to see you groan Irene and to know that it was because of my thoughlessness. How can I make amends other than to cease my Tommy Cooper posts immediately and to apologise most humbly for the pain, grief and discomfort I have caused you....... So far as andsome is concerned though - he can get stuffed................. :lol: . :lol: :lol: Poor andsome...He really is so often the brunt of so many posts.... He copes with it so well. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 I think it's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 I think it's funny So do I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Poor andsome...He really is so often the brunt of so many posts.... He copes with it so well. ;)You need to understand that dear old andsome - bless him - thrives on attention. He prefers adulation - especially from you lady fans - but will settle for sarcasm or ribald abuse from us guys if it puts him in the spotlight.That is why he makes so many contentious posts and baits both labour lovers and certain forum members.Believe me - despite what he says in response - he will be (secretly perhaps) delighted at my comment. ............ Just give him a bit of your TLC Irene to feed his cravings - and leave it up to us guys and mother nature to do the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Poor andsome... He really is so often the brunt of so many posts.... He copes with it so well. ;) You need to understand that dear old andsome - bless him - thrives on attention. He prefers adulation - especially from you lady fans - but will settle for sarcasm or ribald abuse from us guys if it puts him in the spotlight. That is why he makes so many contentious posts and baits both labour lovers and certain forum members. Believe me - despite what he says in response - he will be (secretly perhaps) delighted at my comment. ............ Just give him a bit of your TLC Irene to feed his cravings - and leave it up to us guys and mother nature to do the rest. He can keep those to himself!! :0 Maybe it's Pushkin's new grandson bringing out my protective instincts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 Poor andsome...He really is so often the brunt of so many posts.... He copes with it so well. ;)You need to understand that dear old andsome - bless him - thrives on attention. He prefers adulation - especially from you lady fans - but will settle for sarcasm or ribald abuse from us guys if it puts him in the spotlight.That is why he makes so many contentious posts and baits both labour lovers and certain forum members.Believe me - despite what he says in response - he will be (secretly perhaps) delighted at my comment. ............ Just give him a bit of your TLC Irene to feed his cravings - and leave it up to us guys and mother nature to do the rest.I don't really need adulation, from the ladies or anyone else. I just know in my own mind how extremely good looking and intelligent I am. The jealousy of other males doesn't bother me in the least. I can cope with that. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 You still haven't seen the optician then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 You still haven't seen the optician then? I know you're only joking. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Of course, I'll bet you were truly handsome 40 years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Of course, I'll bet you were truly handsome 40 years ago Now you've done it! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted February 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Of course, I'll bet you were truly handsome 40 years ago One of the characters in "Last of the Summer Wine" is called Truly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Of course, I'll bet you were truly handsome 40 years ago One of the characters in "Last of the Summer Wine" is called Truly.Yes but he is known as Truly of the "Yard". 'Andsome would only be known as Truly of the "Eight Inch in his own mind". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted February 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Of course, I'll bet you were truly handsome 40 years ago One of the characters in "Last of the Summer Wine" is called Truly.Yes but he is known as Truly of the "Yard". 'Andsome would only be known as Truly of the "Eight Inch in his own mind".OMG - You've done it now - I predict a bragging session when he reads this.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 JEALOUSY. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 JEALOUSY. :lol: Not wishing to be pedantic, but that should be in Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 JEALOUSY. :lol: Not wishing to be pedantic, but that should be in Green JEALOUSY. Is that better? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 It's too loud man, it's too loud!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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