AlanHo Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Next Life" by Woody Allen In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap with larger quarters every dayand then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 I always thought that fellow to be a bit odd! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 I always thought that fellow to be a bit odd! :lol:Can't stand him. He's not in the least funny, just pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Granted, he is a bit odd, but I quite like the sound of his backward life. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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