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An Eggs-citing Easter


AlanHo
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Good one Alan, thanks! :flowers:

  • Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
    His powder puff is on the wrong end.
    .
  • What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
    One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
    .
  • Why did the Easter egg hide?
    He was a little chicken!
    .
  • Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
    Because he was eggo-centric!
    .
  • Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
    It has four rabbits' feet
    .
  • What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
    A bunion
    .
  • What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
    Join the Hare Force.
    .
  • What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
    A hare-net.
    .
  • How do you make a rabbit stew?
    Make it wait for three hours!
    .
  • What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
    A hot cross bunny.
    .
  • How do you post a bunny?
    Hare mail
    .
  • How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
    Hoppy Easter

:D

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