Guest LB Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?It took her a month to realize she could play it at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 hehehehhe :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 The girls ain't gona like them. :rolleyes: I do. :D :P :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?dunno, why?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Just realised how oxymoronic that sounds.'Clean' and 'Blonde' :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?dunno, why?? In case she locks the keys in her car :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 A man stopped his car to ask for directions. "Excuse me, Sir. What's the quickest way to town?""Are you walking or driving?" asked the local man."I'm driving.""Well, that's the quickest way!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and struck up aconversation. First blonde says "How did you die?" Second says "I froze to death". First blonde says "Must have been awful." Second blonde says "How did you die?" First blonde says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died." Second blonde says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Sometimes I really get the urge to abuse my Mod powers!!! :angry: :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 You could always change the hair dye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 :o :o There is such a thing as natural you know!!!....... :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 hehehe, thats what you'd like to think <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LB Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 :o :o There is such a thing as natural you know!!!....... :huh:yes nell, but naturally brunette doesn't count!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 I don't have to prove anything!!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Sometimes I really get the urge to abuse my Mod powers!!! :angry: :angry:Maybe you should - it's getting to be a losing battle..................There must be OTHER blondes in the forum!! Where's some support??? :( Can be MALE blondes too, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 My wife is a natural blonde, the jokes are all jealousy :rolleyes: Blondes, andsome's good looks, everyone's jealous :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Sometimes I really get the urge to abuse my Mod powers!!! :angry: :angry:Maybe you should - it's getting to be a losing battle..................There must be OTHER blondes in the forum!! Where's some support??? :( Can be MALE blondes too, you know. It's a fact surely that when a we refer to blonds we mean da ladiezzz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Powerless.....all in the chat room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Tooo lazy to register. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Oh, go on - it's a madhouse in there.I'm off to bed though - g'night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 My wife is a natural blonde, the jokes are all jealousy :rolleyes: Blondes, andsome's good looks, everyone's jealous :blink:I like it, I like it, I like it, what was your address again for the cheque? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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