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They look like private teeth to me.


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If they were mine, I'd ask for my money back.

I think there are two contenders for the worst gnashers ever, though: Margaret Thatcher who used hers as designs for tombstones and that bloke on the telly, John Craven (of Newsround) whose teeth fit so badly that he can hardly open his mouth for fear of them falling out. They've given him a severe speech impediment as well.

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If they were mine, I'd ask for my money back.

I think there are two contenders for the worst gnashers ever, though: Margaret Thatcher who used hers as designs for tombstones and that bloke on the telly, John Craven (of Newsround) whose teeth fit so badly that he can hardly open his mouth for fear of them falling out. They've given him a severe speech impediment as well.

I wonder if that's Gordon's problem ? :rolleyes:

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I wonder if that's Gordon's problem ? :rolleyes:

Doubt it.

His problem is a private brain. Sadly it is so small that with only one eye he can't find it. And even if he could it is still a virgin brain unsullied by a single thought and thus would be no use to him.

What he has got is a huge echo chamber and anything that goes in through the side bits reverberates round for a while and then come out, pretty well unaltered, through that sloppy hole just under his nose.

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