Jump to content

Hotel Toasters are Rubbish.......


AlanHo
 Share

Recommended Posts

I am just back from a very enjoyable week in Tenerife - we stayed at one of the Sol group hotels and found it to be excellent value. Nice location, good car parking, big rooms, spotlessly clean, evening entertainment and quite good buffet style breakfasts and dinners.

However - like just about every other hotel I have ever stayed in in various places around the world - the bread toasters were rubbish. Why is it that hotels are incapable of providing toasters that actually brown the bread - rather than just eject it still white but now dried out. There were two toasters in the breakfast room - both being the moving belt type. One of them needed the bread to be passed through three times to get it slightly brown and the other needed two passes. I am a morning toast addict and found it very frustrating..... :censored:

It is something Mr Brown would be well advised to address with some urgency - it may even get him some extra votes and take people's minds off other matters..

Link to comment
Share on other sites

When I'm abroad I tend to eat the cuisine of the country I'm visiting - sometimes there's no option but to do that. Toast, I would expect is not a normal part of the repertoire of many countries and they thus don't have a clue about making it.

Other examples of culinary abominations are tea made with boiling milk instead of water or boiled eggs where, on removing the top of the shell, half of the contents of the egg flows out over the plate.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Glad you had a good trip. Welcome back to the land of the blind, where the one eyed man is still king.

............... or boiled eggs where, on removing the top of the shell, half of the contents of the egg flows out over the plate.

You have obviously been to Holland.

I discovered that there they show each egg a photograph of a pan of boiling water for 20 seconds before serving.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On some of those conveyor belt toasters, there are two knobs...

One speeds up the conveyor and the other controls the heat intensity.

If you co-ordinate them, it works a treat. :D

As an ex-engineer I am well accustomed to twiddling with knobs - my complaint stands because I always set the speed to minimum and heat to maximum if such controls are provided. In this hotel the knobs had been removed and the spindles locked to a specific setting. I sometimes wonder whether the american based hotel chains buy their toasters from the USA which are designed for 110 volts - hence being rather feeble when run on a 250 voly supply.

The only good toasters I can recall were in the Bahrain Sheraton, one of the Marriots in Dubai and a Travel Inn in Truro.

I expect a 4 star hotel in any country to cater for international tastes - and toast is one of them. It wasn't just us Brits - even the Spanish, Germans and Russians were moaning about the rubbish machines. Hotel management just shrugged and suddenly lost the ability to understand English.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue. Privacy Policy