They just keep trying.

[Gandalph]

Received this today. How much of it do you want? Answers on the back of a £50.00 note to the usuall address please. :D

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.

Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States Of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD has been deposited with Bank Of America.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -

(1) Deposit Fee's ( Fee's paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank Of America )

(2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check )

(3) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check to your home address and this fee includes Insurance )

The total amount for everything is $300.00 (Three Hundred-US Dollars). We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $300.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited at Bank Of America and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge ( Mr. Benson Edward) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:

CONTACT AGENT NAME: Mr. Benson Edward

E-MAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]

Telephone Number : +234-7032174271

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL NAME:

ADDRESS:

CITY:

STATE:

ZIP CODE:

OCCUPATION:

DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

ANNUAL INCOME:

You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details on how to send the required $300.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank Of America, also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $300.00 ONLY to Mr. Benson Edward via information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner).

Mr. Bill Nicholson

Special Agent.

Washington DC FBI.

Room, 7367

J. Edgar Hoover Building

935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW

Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

NOTE: In order to ensure your check gets delivered to you ASAP, you are advised to immediately contact Mr. Benson Edward via contact information provided above and make the required payment of $300.00 to information in which he shall provide to you.

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....via a Certified Cashier's Check.

It looks as though there is more than the Cashiers Check (*) that needs certifying.

(*) Eng....cheque

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I have a US$ bank account if that would expedite the transfer over here. Only a 10% consideration required.

[Gandalph]

Mr. Benson Edward should also change his e-mail address from [email protected] to [email protected]. :D

I have just told 'er in bed about this one and she laughed her bed socks off and nearly snapped her suspenders. :lol:

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I have just told 'er in bed about this one and she laughed her bed socks off and nearly snapped her suspenders. :lol:

I can understand the suspenders, but bed socks? you're not trying hard enough, perhaps you should be thinking of Irene at the time

[Gandalph]

I have a US$ bank account if that would expedite the transfer over here. Only a 10% consideration required.

Only 10% pops, OK you have a deal. :lol:

I have my own account over there with Barnett Bank. :D

[Gandalph]

I have just told 'er in bed about this one and she laughed her bed socks off and nearly snapped her suspenders. :lol:

I can understand the suspenders, but bed socks? you're not trying hard enough, perhaps you should be thinking of Irene at the time

Her feet get a bit chilly through the night at times rong. Don't know about Irenes'. I'll ask her when she next gets on here. :D