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It would have been more appropriate to have named them “asteroids” rather than "haemorrhoids".

There is a great difference here Alan.

Asteroids are free moving bodies which travel in a straight line, or, curve if they are caught in a Planets gravity. Haemorrhoids just dangle like a bunch of grapes out of your you know where and the only place they are destined for is the surgeons bowl. :lol:

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It would have been more appropriate to have named them “asteroids” rather than "haemorrhoids".

There is a great difference here Alan.

Asteroids are free moving bodies which travel in a straight line, or, curve if they are caught in a Planets gravity. Haemorrhoids just dangle like a bunch of grapes out of your you know where and the only place they are destined for is the surgeons bowl. :lol:

Years ago they used to come in black and white, and were know as "harroloids",

Well he used to get right up my ****.

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It would have been more appropriate to have named them “asteroids” rather than "haemorrhoids".

There is a great difference here Alan.

Asteroids are free moving bodies which travel in a straight line, or, curve if they are caught in a Planets gravity. Haemorrhoids just dangle like a bunch of grapes out of your you know where and the only place they are destined for is the surgeons bowl. :lol:

Years ago they used to come in black and white, and were know as "harroloids",

Well he used to get right up my ****.

That's the first time I have ever heard of Harold Lloyd getting up someone's nose catgate. :lol:

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