AlanHo Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE.Ingredients: * 2 cups flour * 1 stick butter * 1 tsp baking soda * * 1 tsp salt * 1 cup of sugar * 1 cup of brown sugar* Lemon juice * 4 large eggs* Nuts * 2 cups of dried fruit* 2 bottles of wine Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.Go to Tesco and buy cake. Bingle Jells! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Rings a few bells with me....Don't think I'm your Gran, ------ am I?? :0 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 6, 2009 Report Share Posted December 6, 2009 Ah ....the old family recipes are still the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Good old favourite.... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Rings a few bells with me....Don't think I'm your Gran, ------ am I?? :0 :lol:Who knows?I might try that recipe. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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