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Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray to heaven my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles

Please no bags

And please live all before it sags.

Please no age spots, please no grey

And as for old knees, take them away.

Please keep me healthy

Please keep me young

Thank you dear lord for all you've done.

:D

In the same card:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob

'If we don't get some support soon people will think we're nuts'

:rolleyes:

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