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Still leads to error page, but I seem to have a lot a problems with Times links - all other UK papers OK though.

I can still get it.

From The Times

December 19, 2009

John Paul II closes in on sainthood at a miraculous pace

Ruth Gledhill Religion Correspondent

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Pope John Paul II

John Paul II, who died in 2005. Even Mother Teresa was not beatified for six years

The Pope is expected tomorrow to declare his predecessor John Paul II “venerable” in the first of three official stages that the previous pontiff will take on his fast-track journey towards sainthood.

The late Pope will then be beatified next October, the month after the Venerable John Henry Newman is beatified by Pope Benedict XVI during his visit to Britain, taking the 19th-century divine a step closer to becoming England’s first non-martyr saint since the Reformation.

Cardinal Newman died in 1890, meaning that it will have taken him 120 years to be beatified, the second stage towards canonisation, for which a necessary miracle, the healing of a lay deacon in the US, was ratified this year. Another miracle must be found, and it could take many years more, for him to be canonised............etc

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Still leads to error page, but I seem to have a lot a problems with Times links - all other UK papers OK though.

I can still get it.

From The Times

December 19, 2009

John Paul II closes in on sainthood at a miraculous pace

Ruth Gledhill Religion Correspondent

* 14 Comments

Recommend? (3)

Pope John Paul II

John Paul II, who died in 2005. Even Mother Teresa was not beatified for six years

The Pope is expected tomorrow to declare his predecessor John Paul II "venerable" in the first of three official stages that the previous pontiff will take on his fast-track journey towards sainthood.

The late Pope will then be beatified next October, the month after the Venerable John Henry Newman is beatified by Pope Benedict XVI during his visit to Britain, taking the 19th-century divine a step closer to becoming England's first non-martyr saint since the Reformation.

Cardinal Newman died in 1890, meaning that it will have taken him 120 years to be beatified, the second stage towards canonisation, for which a necessary miracle, the healing of a lay deacon in the US, was ratified this year. Another miracle must be found, and it could take many years more, for him to be canonised............etc

To be honest I can't see any point in it.laugh.gif

Bye the way, I can access the link too.

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To be honest I can't see any point in it.

You have never read the small print.

It says that if you get to be a saint you can:-

Have your breakfast in bed.

Play bowls all year round.

Do not need to do the washing up.

Get a handsome pension for eternity.

That must be better than becoming a Stoker 2nd class.

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To be honest I can't see any point in it.

You have never read the small print.

It says that if you get to be a saint you can:-

Have your breakfast in bed.

Play bowls all year round.

Do not need to do the washing up.

Get a handsome pension for eternity.

That must be better than becoming a Stoker 2nd class.

But you forgot that you need to be dead for a few years to get all those benefits

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But you forgot that you need to be dead for a few years to get all those benefits

Well of course, I assumed that everyone knew that.

I can only recall one who was made a Saint whilst he was alive, and that was St Francis.......but he was a sissy.

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To be honest I can't see any point in it.

You have never read the small print.

It says that if you get to be a saint you can:-

Have your breakfast in bed.

Play bowls all year round.

Do not need to do the washing up.

Get a handsome pension for eternity.

That must be better than becoming a Stoker 2nd class.

I prefer outdoor bowls in the summer, I tried indoor in the winter for four years and found it boring.

I don't like eating in bed.

I never wash up, that's what we bought a dish washing machine for.

We get by fine on our various pensions.

If I was a stoker I would be first class, not second.smile.gif

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To be honest I can't see any point in it.

You have never read the small print.

It says that if you get to be a saint you can:-

Have your breakfast in bed.

Play bowls all year round.

Do not need to do the washing up.

Get a handsome pension for eternity.

That must be better than becoming a Stoker 2nd class.

I prefer outdoor bowls in the summer, I tried indoor in the winter for four years and found it boring.

I don't like eating in bed.

I never wash up, that's what we bought a dish washing machine for.

We get by fine on our various pensions.

If I was a stoker I would be first class, not second.smile.gif

It's a good job you won't get one then :rolleyes:

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