Understanding Politics

[doug]

Whether

Conservative, Liberal

or

Labour , I think

you'll get

a kick out of

this!

A little boy goes to his

dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let

me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the

family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the

administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care

of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will

consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother,

we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and

see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes

off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he

hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby

has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes

to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her,

he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the

little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all

about.'

The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the

Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and

the Future is in deep Sh-1-t.'

[AlanHo]

This is not a true story - the Conservatives are not in yet. As a Moderator I think you should send yourself a warning....

[doug]

Done

[Gandalph]

This is not a true story - the Conservatives are not in yet. As a Moderator I think you should send yourself a warning....

It is a true statement, after all Labour is in power. :lol:

[andsome]

Like it.