AlanHo Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 The other day I needed to go to Accident and Emergency. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into A&E., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service. It also works at DSS. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundrette, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. Don't try it at McDonald's though..... The whole counter staff got up and left and l never got my order... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I wouldn't put Mc Donald's rubbish into my stomach even if it was free. YUCK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANEMAN Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 As your neighbours have never seen your underpants on the washing line we can only hope that you do not feel the same way about Laundrettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I wouldn't put Mc Donald's rubbish into my stomach even if it was free. YUCK!!Are you not missing the point of the story in your haste to tell us about your culinary tastes....?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludgard Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 The other day I needed to go to Accident and Emergency. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into A&E., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service. It also works at DSS. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundrette, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. Don't try it at McDonald's though..... The whole counter staff got up and left and l never got my order...This tactic would certainly be successful in my environment at this point in time.I shall update with results. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Have you got any McDonalds in the USA? I thought you had exported them all to the UK because you were jealous that we, as a nation, were not as fat as the average American..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludgard Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Yes,we sill have Micky D's.Although it is mainly frequented by the "larger" of our population.Back when I was plagued by hangovers,I craved all that grease.It's been a while since I've had that hankering.Speaking on obese America,you should walk among us to get a first hand view.They strut around in their seemingly painted-on attire thinking everyone wants to see this.It's disgraceful and disgusting I tell you.You can't fully appreciate this until you see it in action.I shall soon fetch me a camera... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted August 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Yes,we sill have Micky D's.Although it is mainly frequented by the "larger" of our population.Back when I was plagued by hangovers,I craved all that grease.It's been a while since I've had that hankering.Speaking on obese America,you should walk among us to get a first hand view.They strut around in their seemingly painted-on attire thinking everyone wants to see this.It's disgraceful and disgusting I tell you.You can't fully appreciate this until you see it in action.I shall soon fetch me a camera... ;)No need to get your camera - I have been a regular visitor to the USA over the years and did a 6 month stint working and living in Richmond Va in 1995. At that time I was somewhat surprised at the obesity on parade - not now though - a lot of our much tatooed and body pierced British porkies would give your lot some real competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 :lol: Yes,we sill have Micky D's.Although it is mainly frequented by the "larger" of our population.Back when I was plagued by hangovers,I craved all that grease.It's been a while since I've had that hankering.Speaking on obese America,you should walk among us to get a first hand view.They strut around in their seemingly painted-on attire thinking everyone wants to see this.It's disgraceful and disgusting I tell you.You can't fully appreciate this until you see it in action.I shall soon fetch me a camera... ;)I could not believe some of the sights we saw in the Californian town of Los Gatos when we went t a strawberry fair. I would not have thought it possible to grow thighs that fat.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Yes,we sill have Micky D's.Although it is mainly frequented by the "larger" of our population.Back when I was plagued by hangovers,I craved all that grease.It's been a while since I've had that hankering.Speaking on obese America,you should walk among us to get a first hand view.They strut around in their seemingly painted-on attire thinking everyone wants to see this.It's disgraceful and disgusting I tell you.You can't fully appreciate this until you see it in action.I shall soon fetch me a camera... ;)No need to get your camera - I have been a regular visitor to the USA over the years and did a 6 month stint working and living in Richmond Va in 1995. At that time I was somewhat surprised at the obesity on parade - not now though - a lot of our much tatooed and body pierced British porkies would give your lot some real competition.they're just getting ready for when the oil runs out, then they will be the only ones driving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludgard Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 Yes,we sill have Micky D's.Although it is mainly frequented by the "larger" of our population.Back when I was plagued by hangovers,I craved all that grease.It's been a while since I've had that hankering.Speaking on obese America,you should walk among us to get a first hand view.They strut around in their seemingly painted-on attire thinking everyone wants to see this.It's disgraceful and disgusting I tell you.You can't fully appreciate this until you see it in action.I shall soon fetch me a camera... ;)No need to get your camera - I have been a regular visitor to the USA over the years and did a 6 month stint working and living in Richmond Va in 1995. At that time I was somewhat surprised at the obesity on parade - not now though - a lot of our much tatooed and body pierced British porkies would give your lot some real competition.they're just getting ready for when the oil runs out, then they will be the only ones drivingDo you mean to say that the salivating will become the salvation? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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