Belatucadrus Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 An attorney, cross-examining the local coroner, queried, "Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse?""No," the coroner replied."Well, then, did you listen for a heart beat?"The coroner answered, "No.""Did you check for respiration? Breathing?", asked the attorney.Again the coroner replied, "No.""Ah," the attorney said, "So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?"The coroner rolled his eyes, and shot back "Counselor, at the time I signed the death certificate the man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I can see your point. For all I know he could be out there practicing law somewhere." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Nice one! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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