Belatucadrus Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Daaaarlings is this you ? Forget burial or cremation, go the whole hog and use the Fu Hou method, get yourself mummified covered in gold leaf then put on a mountain as an object or worship. Apparently Piers Morgan and Lord Sugar filled in their application forms this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 So that's why Tony is making as much as he can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted May 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 4 hours ago, catgate said: So that's why Tony is making as much as he can. I've had this brilliant idea , do you suppose we could sell him on the old Japanese practise of Sokushibutsu or Pre Mortem Mummification ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 I will end up as a pile of ashes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 "I've had this brilliant idea , do you suppose we could sell him on the old Japanese practise of Sokushibutsu or Pre Mortem Mummification ? " It is much too complicated for him to do it, but he could probably by now afford to "get a man in" to do it for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted May 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 The Wikipedia article was a bit dry and lacking in detail, here's a more comprehensive one that will explains why I feel it would be so appropriate for the ex PM. Click Here Quote The monks who mummified themselves (including Tetsumonkai) considered their death an act of redemption As an act of redemption it would be almost though not quite enough, certainly a good start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted May 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 2 hours ago, andsome said: I will end up as a pile of ashes Spontaneous combustion ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 I find it a bit confusing. If the monks become mummies, would the nuns become daddies and the deceased of Middlesex become fairies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 20 minutes ago, catgate said: If the monks become mummies, would the nuns become daddies and the deceased of Middlesex become fairies? See you aren't confused at all that's absolutely correct. It should be noted that the highest concentration of Buddhist saints anywhere in the world who have attained Nirvana due to self preservation occurs in Scotland where instead of toxic tea, pine needles and abstinence they use a high fat diet consisting largely of chips combined with internal pickling using a secret combination known only to everybody of Irn-Bru, Buckie and Glenfiddich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 One learns something new every day. I thought Buckie and Glen Fiddich were brothers who played the bagpipes whilst eating home grown porridge sandwiches. I had also thought that they had a porridge foundry hidden away in one of the Care Gorms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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