catgate Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Roy the Chicken Roy came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Roy." Roy was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken." Roy was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad," replied Roy the Chicken, "but I have a strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before!" “ Never," said Roy. "Well, just relax and let it happen," said the rooster. "It's no big deal." Roy did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard... "Roy, wake up! You s h _ t the bed!" Getting OLD just isn't what they said it would be. Sent from Mail for Windows 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Good one catgate. Ten out of ten for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Definitely a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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