Chris Posted December 13, 2003 Report Share Posted December 13, 2003 To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine: DREAMING OF A SCOUSE CHRISTMAS... Christmas time, drunkenness and crime, Children playing - in filth and grime, With cars on fire - and trainees under tree Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally, It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving, Knock-off gear - worra great feelin Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free, Just like our lecky, - gas and TV Christmas time, píssups all the time Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear It's great getting píssed - on someone else's beer Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella Christmas is sound - Christmas is best God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS Christmas time - time to joy-ride Then go and visit - family inside With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city You may just know why - the streets look so shítty So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expertec Posted December 13, 2003 Report Share Posted December 13, 2003 :wacko: :P BTW, what's the orange in your sig about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 13, 2003 Report Share Posted December 13, 2003 How depressing! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 I'm keeping out of this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Well I liked it ! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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