AlanHo Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 Do like me - be romantic and send her this. It will be a Valentine's day you will never forget.I haven’t sent a Valentine cardCuz they’re a waste of moneyI haven’t sent red rosesCuz you’d think that I’ve gone funnyI haven’t sent you chocolatesThey would only make you fatNo jewellery, scent or frilly thingsNot anything like thatThis year I have a special giftTo show my love is trueI’ve bought a nice new ironing boardEspecially for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blink_182_fan Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 lol good one alan :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy-2004 Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 u make that up yourselfgood 1 if you did and still good if you didnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 Obviously a young man who isnt that bothered about whether he sees Feb 15th!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blink_182_fan Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 lol :lol: if any one sent that poem that would happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy-2004 Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 or indeed if u accually gave sum1 an ironing board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 11, 2004 Report Share Posted February 11, 2004 Nothing wrong with your sentiments Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don't ask Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 I know what I'd do with the bloomin' ironing board :censored: :censored: :censored: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don't ask Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 .............. mind you - just might be better than nothing? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 .............. mind you - just might be better than nothing? :(A very wise statement. You just can't please these blonde's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don't ask Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 ... not a blonde I'm afraid, just a gorgeous brunette :ph34r: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Obviously a young man who isnt that bothered about whether he sees Feb 15th!!!!.............And doesn't mind having the bed all to himself!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 ... not a blonde I'm afraid, just a gorgeous brunette :ph34r:If you're that gorgeous, put a pickie on your profile, and let's all have a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 :P Here's another one or two!!LOVE POEMS FOR V-DAY Love may be beautiful, love may be blissbut I only slept with you, because I was pissed.I thought that I could love no otherUntil, that is, I met your brother.Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face.I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-Damn, I'm good at telling you lies!My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life.I see your face when I am dreamingThat's why I always wake up screaming.My love you take my breath awayWhat have you stepped in to smell this way.My feelings for you no words can tellExcept for maybe "go to hell".What inspiredthis amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 You're a poet, and didn't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 You're a poet, and didn't know it.:P I've been called many things starting with P so I will add Poet to the List!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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