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A Real Man's Valentine


AlanHo
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Do like me - be romantic and send her this. It will be a Valentine's day you will never forget.

I haven’t sent a Valentine card

Cuz they’re a waste of money

I haven’t sent red roses

Cuz you’d think that I’ve gone funny

I haven’t sent you chocolates

They would only make you fat

No jewellery, scent or frilly things

Not anything like that

This year I have a special gift

To show my love is true

I’ve bought a nice new ironing board

Especially for you.

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Guest Drovers Dog

:P

Here's another one or two!!

LOVE POEMS FOR V-DAY

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

but I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so

are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that

paper bag off of your face

.I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-

Damn, I'm good at telling you lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away

What have you stepped in to smell this way.

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell".What inspired

this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

:censored: :D

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