AlanHo Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 I doubt that I will have the time to continue to participate in this forum for much longer. I will be lying on a beach somewhere being pampered.I received an Email today from Barclays Bank in Nigeria explaining that a Mr Mohammed Nasser died in a plane crash last year leaving 70 million dollars in his account. They have failed to trace his next of kin and the money will revert to the bank if not claimed within the coming year.The Bank Manager cannot claim it for himself but will be obligated to transfer the funds to the first person who can prove he or she is next of kin - and I have been selected to volunteer. They will provide all necessary back-up papers - all I have to do is keep a straight face, pretend I am Egyptian and lie through my teeth.They will keep 70% of the funds, 5% will be used in expenses and I get to keep 25% - I know it is a minor share but it will boost my pocket money. I imagine they will ask for me to contribute to the initial expenses - but I would look upon that as a great investmentI bet you lot are really really envious - but will anyone admit it. Such are the benefits of not having anti-spam or a firewall - it enables kindly banks to find you more easily. :dummies: :thumbup: :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 don't you start for goodness sake!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 I'm sure Barclays Bank in the UK will be only too happy to handle all the negotiations on your behalf. Why not have a word with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 I'm keeping out of this one. Some people took me too seriously the last time this topic came up. Ah well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 I'm keeping out of this one. Some people took me too seriously the last time this topic came up. Ah well.:P Yes, Andsome, I remember it well!!!So Allan, wanta play with an Aussie??Just Garbage!!!! Don't Post that Crap!! Please??? :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 I want a share - Andsome wouldn't give me any of his :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 14, 2004 Report Share Posted March 14, 2004 I want a share - Andsome wouldn't give me any of his :(You wouldn't let me scrub your back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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