andsome Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 IngredientsI medium sized elephant. ( Females are more tender)2 rabbits (optional)200 gallons of a gravy of your choiceSalt and pepper.Cut the elephant into bite sized chunks. Add it to an extremely large cooking pot. Add the gravy and pepper and salt, and bring to the boil, over a very large fire. Cook slowly for two days.This recipe will serve 3800 people. If more people are expected, the two rabbits may also be added. Do this only if absolutely necessary, as most people do not like a hare in their stew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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trackrat Posted April 10, 2004 Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Gives a whole new meaning to a mammoth stew. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted April 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2004 Gives a whole new meaning to a mammoth stew. :DThe whole point is that elephants are still available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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