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The thought struck me as I was indulging in the annual Spring Fertility rite of scarifying the lawn using my trusty electric scarifier.Think of how hard it would have been if I still had to do it by hand. Then what about amp and volt as well as Hertz and his oh so useful cycles. While i was at it I also gave a quick thank you to Petrol for his engine so I can carry it up to Rubbish's Tip. While on the subject I also gave a passing thought to Mega and his hertz with a nod to Giga and his Bytes. Somewhere along the line I overlooked Watt and his kettle.

Anyone else remember any other famous inventions?

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Now then let's see. There's that famous Dutchman Hertz van Rental.

The Greek, Troy for inventing the ounce. Saint Vitas for introducing a new dance. Ohm for introducing Law. I'm sure there are a few more that I can't remember at the moment, but someone will come up with a few I'm sure. :rolleyes:

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Now then let's see. There's that famous Dutchman Hertz van Rental.

The Greek, Troy for inventing the ounce. Saint Vitas for introducing a new dance. Ohm for introducing Law. I'm sure there are a few more that I can't remember at the moment, but someone will come up with a few I'm sure. :rolleyes:

I think you will find it was either a Mr. Murphy or a Mr. Sod who invented law Gandalph!

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Should we not give thanks for Adam for inventing the Apple, can't remember what speed it ran at though!

:blink: Apples sit on trees........ they don't go anywhere at speed unless it is on a lorry to the fruit and veg shop. And wasn't it Eve that tempted Adam with the apple and the snake that tempted Eve with it to start with. And it wouldn't have been on the tree if the Creator hadn't put it there in the first place would it!!!

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Now then let's see. There's that famous Dutchman Hertz van Rental.

The Greek, Troy for inventing the ounce. Saint Vitas for introducing a new dance. Ohm for introducing Law. I'm sure there are a few more that I can't remember at the moment, but someone will come up with a few I'm sure. :rolleyes:

I think you will find it was either a Mr. Murphy or a Mr. Sod who invented law Gandalph!

Er, No, I was thinking more in terms of Electronics Mr. I.M. Ohms Law. :D

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No I'm thinking of Mr Bell as in telephones..... I tried to think of Mr Gray too but couldn't remember his name.... just that bloke who invented computers and that didn't sound very good, so I left it out!!! :mellow:

No Nellie, Elijah Gray invented the Telephone. Alexander Graeme Bell got to the Patents Office with it first. He actually nicked it from Elijah Gray. :o

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No I'm thinking of Mr Bell as in telephones..... I tried to think of Mr Gray too but couldn't remember his name.... just that bloke who invented computers and that didn't sound very good, so I left it out!!! :mellow:

No Nellie, Elijah Gray invented the Telephone. Alexander Graeme Bell got to the Patents Office with it first. He actually nicked it from Elijah Gray. :o

Oh..... I meant Mr Babbage who invented the computer didn't I!!! :ph34r:

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Doug, I think the Salad was invented by Mr. Waldorf.  :lol:

No No No and definately NO

Salad was another invention from Julius Ceasar.

Waldorf invented the Hotel. :D

Mr. M.

And here's me thinking the Hotel was invented by Donald Trump. :lol:

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