Hurdy Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Bit early for a drink moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 why stop at the bells ...!.....................................................holiday destination ..........? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 1. There are several ways of sewing up treacle invisibly.7. Very shortly the nights will start drawing in.4. My granny knew a lot about making elephant jam.2. Asparagus is always extremely adjacent.12. Have you ever tried to remove linseed from a Dover sole with the blunt end of a piano?6. Blessed are the cyclists for they shall be wembly.17. Racidavists seldom want to wait for a number 7 bus.8. It is still possible to grow a quorum from a cutting, if you start before the frosts.And if more proof is needed I'm not going to be responsible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Smith Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 4. My granny knew a lot about making elephant jam.I once tried making Hamster Marmalade. It was horrible, so I threw the stuff over my flowerbed. It killed all my bulbs.So I wrote to Mr. Titchmarsh, and he told me it was obvious.Apparently "You only get Tulips from Hamster Jam"Mr. M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 My brain hurtsWhat brain??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Now I have totally lost the plot...... I think I'm going to have to have a lie down. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 bags next to you...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 My brain hurtsWhat brain??? The one as big as a planet. (NOT URANUS) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christmascracker Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 I once tried making Hamster Marmalade. It was horrible, so I threw the stuff over my flowerbed. It killed all my bulbs.So I wrote to Mr. Titchmarsh, and he told me it was obvious.Apparently "You only get Tulips from Hamster Jam"Mr. M.Brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devanski Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Dog gone?....doggone it.....Glad he's not a PITbull...although I have seen some of the bull that appears at the 'pit'......Totally barking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 I went to Barking once. It was a lot quieter than expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devanski Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Yep...I've done all of those also Tankus... :D ....sad aint I :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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