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I went to work at a small garage two years back, would i be succesful or would i be down and out.

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I was late for work and i was walking pass the place where the bitumin tanks blew.

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?????

Been on the juice? :lol:

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I went to work at a small garage two years back, would i be succesful or would i be down and out.

What if...

I was late for work and i was walking pass the place where the bitumin tanks blew.

What if...

:blink:

?????

Been on the juice? :lol:

What if i didn't do juice and ate an apple, would my reaction be any different?

What if...

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What if the nun and the bicycle had started out in a different story and Bob Marley had never had part time teacakes flathered with runcible ghee ? Or even if Doris Witherspoon had not broken wind just as you know who started to darn the hole in the Iron Curtain without telling the world she was only married from the waist downwards?

Well what then?

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Do a Homer and dance butt naked in church.

But if I did that you could guarrantee that all the people would jump out from their hiding places and start laughing!! :(

Nah nel they would all jump out and then they would be struk dead by ur prettiness :flowers: :whistling:

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Now - what if I won the lottery.................

You could help Doris Witherspoon wither darning

:D

Do you know - I wouldn't want to be THAT rich! To much of a life change. About a million would do - £250,000 to each daughter and the rest to us. I'm not greedy!

B) :D

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