Scarecrow Man Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Techincal Manuals?If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark2 Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 :surrender: :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 I know, I know... you could call it 'The Hive in the Drive' :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 :clapping: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cd108 Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 LOL very good /cheer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Very clever. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joysness Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Well done :clapping: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davew27 Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prctr Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Wonderful stuff!!!! More, More! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelOfSalvation Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Here's a few I'm coming up with off the top of my head...On the day you went away to a vacationing resort,the soda on your monitor fell over on your port,The screen began to flicker while the smoke rose from the vents,the house burned down and now your family has to live in tents!You clicked away on every icon showing on your screen,but the system's stalled and you're appalled at how this came to be,all you did was fry your CPU and fill your empty space,so what gives you ask as everything is crashing in your face!Opening a program titled regedit you findthat everything you entered tweaking it has been resigned,so you restart your system and what horror do you see,but a blue screen telling you it won't reboot because XP! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 ENCORE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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