doug Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 After my recent trials and troubles I have only just begun to relise how perfectly the human form is. For example the little fingers on our hands are perfectly matched to the ears on that side of the body only. The little finger on my left hand does not match my right ear at all well. The hands are perfectly designed for applying underarm deodorant to the opposite side of the body. Trying to apply deodorant to my left armpit using my left hand only does not work. The head is a perfect design for resting on the loo roll and enables one to remove the appropriate number of sheets. Mind if you are right handed, try using the left hand for doing the appropriate business. It is very much a guessing game. Shoe laces are not a natural design, trying to tie them single handed results in very loose knots.Can other thoughts regarding other aspects of the perfect designs on the human frame? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuzzman Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 After my recent trials and troubles I have only just begun to relise how perfectly the human form is. For example the little fingers on our hands are perfectly matched to the ears on that side of the body only. The little finger on my left hand does not match my right ear at all well. Q-Tips The hands are perfectly designed for applying underarm deodorant to the opposite side of the body. Trying to apply deodorant to my left armpit using my left hand only does not work. spray deodorant The head is a perfect design for resting on the loo roll and enables one to remove the appropriate number of sheets. Mind if you are right handed, try using the left hand for doing the appropriate business.What's a loo roll?It is very much a guessing game. Shoe laces are not a natural design, trying to tie them single handed results in very loose knots.Can't argue with that :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted January 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Loo roll = toilet paper roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 If you are right handed... try blowing your nose holding your hanky in your left hand only. :o Not easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 What have you been drinking Doug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuzzman Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Loo roll = toilet paper rollI usually don't rest my head on the TP... it's in a holder beside my toilet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Life is such a puzzle!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Loo roll = toilet paper rollI usually don't rest my head on the TP... it's in a holder beside my toilet...Doug only has the use of one hand at the moment. So I suppose he needs to keep the loo roll still while tearing off the required number of sheets... hence resting his head against the said paper roll! :lol: I'm not laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Loo roll = toilet paper rollI usually don't rest my head on the TP... it's in a holder beside my toilet... I'm not laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol:Maybe not BUT WE ARE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Don't get Sainsbury's brand - the perforations are not good........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Don't get Sainsbury's brand - the perforations are not good........We prefer Andrex. The little doggies on the pack are cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don't ask Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 I prefer the bears on Charmin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 I prefer the bears on Charmin!Bears can be dangerous when they get bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuzzman Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Don't get Sainsbury's brand - the perforations are not good........We prefer Andrex. The little doggies on the pack are cute.I usually don't care about the designs on my TP, especially considering where it's going and where it's gonna end up. Just so long as it isn't that "John Wayne" toilet paper. You know - rough, tough and don't take crap from nobody :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 During the second world war, we had to make do with newspaper. We did read it first though. We were tough in those days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 What a load of....Please for the sake of humanity talk about something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 What a load of....Please for the sake of humanity talk about something else.:D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuzzman Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 What a load of....Please for the sake of humanity talk about something else.LOL :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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