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The marvelous human frame


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After my recent trials and troubles I have only just begun to relise how perfectly the human form is. For example the little fingers on our hands are perfectly matched to the ears on that side of the body only. The little finger on my left hand does not match my right ear at all well. The hands are perfectly designed for applying underarm deodorant to the opposite side of the body. Trying to apply deodorant to my left armpit using my left hand only does not work. The head is a perfect design for resting on the loo roll and enables one to remove the appropriate number of sheets. Mind if you are right handed, try using the left hand for doing the appropriate business. It is very much a guessing game. Shoe laces are not a natural design, trying to tie them single handed results in very loose knots.

Can other thoughts regarding other aspects of the perfect designs on the human frame? :D

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After my recent trials and troubles I have only just begun to relise how perfectly the human form is. For example the little fingers on our hands are perfectly matched to the ears on that side of the body only. The little finger on my left hand does not match my right ear at all well.
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The hands are perfectly designed for applying underarm deodorant to the opposite side of the body. Trying to apply deodorant to my left armpit using my left hand only does not work.
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The head is a perfect design for resting on the loo roll and enables one to remove the appropriate number of sheets. Mind if you are right handed, try using the left hand for doing the appropriate business.
What's a loo roll?
It is very much a guessing game. Shoe laces are not a natural design, trying to tie them single handed results in very loose knots.
Can't argue with that :)
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Loo roll = toilet paper roll

I usually don't rest my head on the TP... it's in a holder beside my toilet...

Doug only has the use of one hand at the moment. So I suppose he needs to keep the loo roll still while tearing off the required number of sheets... hence resting his head against the said paper roll! :lol: I'm not laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Don't get Sainsbury's brand - the perforations are not good........

We prefer Andrex. The little doggies on the pack are cute.

I usually don't care about the designs on my TP, especially considering where it's going and where it's gonna end up. Just so long as it isn't that "John Wayne" toilet paper. You know - rough, tough and don't take crap from nobody :P

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