catgate Posted July 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Whilst cycling down into townI met the daughter of vicar Browngiving kisses for freeWhilst cycling down into townI met the daughter of vicar Browngiving kisses for freeI said "One for me?"(Please let's not have anything coming down, it'll only excite andsome!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Whilst cycling down into townI met the daughter of vicar Browngiving kisses for freeWhilst cycling down into townI met the daughter of vicar Browngiving kisses for freeI said "One for me?"(Please let's not have anything coming down, it'll only excite andsome!)Whilst cycling down into townI met the daughter of vicar Browngiving kisses for freeI said "One for me?"Why only one - I said with a frown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Shouldent that be, Why only one - she said with a frown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 An Irish lass, Paty O'Dors,Went walking across Ilkley Moors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 An Irish lass, Paty O'Dors,Went walking across Ilkley MoorsBegorra - she saidThese boots 'ave rubbed my toes redAnd she finished the trip on all fours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 My dog does not do as it's toldAnd its nose is all wet and so cold..................................................................? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 My dog does not do as it's toldAnd its nose is all wet and so cold..................................................................?So I was so boldAs to warm up it's noseAnd now it's as good as gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 The sun's been quite hot grand-dad saidJust look at my skin - its all redThe stupid old geezerthen went to the freezerAnd put frozen peas on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 A pilot called Alvin McDareEmbraced a young lass on the stairJust when it matteredThe bannister shattered............................................? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 A pilot called Alvin McDareEmbraced a young lass on the stairJust when it matteredThe bannister shattered............................................?I think your just a coward to not finish this, Artists in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwp Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 An Irish lass, Paty O'Dors,Went walking across Ilkley Moorsshe got halfway therethen just for a dare she showed everybody her draws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwp Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 My dog does not do as it's toldAnd its nose is all wet and so coldit licks where it shouldn'tand i know that i couldn'tbut to try would be ever so bold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwp Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 A pilot called Alvin McDareEmbraced a young lass on the stairJust when it matteredThe bannister shatteredso he didn't press the affair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 A pilot called Alvin McDareEmbraced a young lass on the stairJust when it matteredThe bannister shattered............................................?I think your just a coward to not finish this, Artists in bed.No-one calls Alanho a coward and gets away with it - brace yourself (and I don't care whether Artist is watching or not - she will have to take her turn)A pilot called Alvin McDareEmbraced a young lass on the stairJust when it matteredThe bannister shatteredSo he gave his plan up in mid-airYou will note - unlike some postings I will not mention - that MY last line relates to the first. ie : pilot and mid-air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Thats not any of the last lines I came up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Blair said to Bush - look here mateWhat next to annoy old catgate....................................................................................? :wallbash: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Two nuns in New York they did dineOn hot dogs for lunch with some wineSaid one with some horrorBejaiz and begorraLook at the part of the dog that's in mine. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Blair said to Bush - look here mateWhat next to annoy old catgateTony said "I'll ring Mandy,He's often quite handyAt knowing what others will hate1" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Two large spheres in a dish with gherkinsCafe Toreador menu beginsThey're much smaller todayBut the waiter did say"But senor - the bull sometimes wins" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwp Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 A pilot called Alvin McDareEmbraced a young lass on the stairJust when it matteredThe bannister shatteredSo he had to break off in mid-airmines better :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwp Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Blair said to Bush - look here mateWhat next to annoy old catgatewe'll give him some spinand a new wheely binand tell him his pension is late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwp Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 a young lad on the way to a dancemet a young girl called katie by chancehe got his hand on her knickersshe said thats the vicarsbut twas the start of a beautiful romance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 A girlfriend I once had called JaneLiked a kiss now and againNot now and againBut NOWAnd again and again and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 Sounds good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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