Devanski Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 A young lady named atrist cried 'God'I'll bet you this thread needs a modShe had doubts at the startbut God bless her heartshe gave us the rhythm meth..odI'll get me coat :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwp Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 A young lady stood outside the co-opwith a very large bacon chopshe said it's his dinneri'd like it much thinnerso the butcher he gave it the chop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 [tit]ty BUM titty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM titty BUM [tit]I thought this was drum music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Just thought you'd like a recap on the rhythm:[tit]ty BUM titty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM titty BUM [tit] :DThis will excite andsom.Your not trying to give him a heart attack are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 I can remember a slightly unpleasant one from my childhood days.The boy stood in the burning dockPicking his nose like furyThen rolling it into little ballsAnd flicking it at the jury.The version I heard - which I understand is quite authentic - sees the lad on a burning deck (not dock) picking his nose like mad - rolling it up in little balls - and flicking them at his dad. He is more likely to have his dad on board then a complete jury - think about it.THINK ABOUT IT. In the burning dock, (courtroom dock). I don't think his dad would be in there with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Just thought you'd like a recap on the rhythm:[tit]ty BUM titty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM [tit][tit]ty BUM titty BUM titty BUM [tit] :DThis will excite andsom.Your not trying to give him a heart attack are you?i must admit to a fondness for the two items mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadyassa Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 The boy stood on the burning deck eating a thrupenny WallsA piece dripped off and paralyzed his balls.That was a long time ago when you could buy an ice cream wafer for 3d old dosh :) and it was a really naughty playground joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 thrupenny WallsThat was a long time ago It certainly must have been!!! :rolleyes: Here's another:Our Andsome - a man in the know. (he thinks)The French hecan't bearHe hasn't much hairLoves the ladies half bareWe'd miss him if he were to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 A young lady stood outside the co-opand her jaw started slowly to dropShe said, "These aren't the times, for any old rhymes,It's limmericks, or else we will stop!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadyassa Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 There was a nerd named IggyWho was wacky and quite tall and twiggyHe loved his computersStill hasn't touched hootersBut Iggy will someday get jiggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadyassa Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 There was a lady who triplets begatNat, Pat and TatIt was fun breedingBut trouble feedingCause she didn't have a tit for Tat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 On the bust of a call girl called GailWas tatooed her prices on saleAnd on her behindFor the sake of the blindWas the same information in Braille. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 2, 2005 Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 thrupenny WallsThat was a long time ago It certainly must have been!!! :rolleyes: Here's another:Our Andsome - a man in the know. (he thinks)The French hecan't bearHe hasn't much hairLoves the ladies half bareWe'd miss him if he were to go.Like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 I am slowly beginning to feelThat this topic we should quickly repealAlthough on or two sportsKindly gave us their thoughtsIt doesn't have great mass appeal.Or does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devanski Posted July 2, 2005 Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 With the above, I tend to agreeLack of limericks, we clearly can seedadyassa, catgate, pwp and AlanHoHave all been willing to give it a goBut to the rest, this is clearly ennui Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted July 2, 2005 Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 Catgate stood in the witness boxpicking his nose like fury,He rolled it into little ball'sand flicked it at the Jury. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 With the above, I tend to agreeLack of limericks, we clearly can seedadyassa, catgate, pwp and AlanHoHave all been willing to give it a goBut to the rest, this is clearly ennuiNot a mention - and I did my best........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devanski Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Not a mention artist??? .... I dedicated a whole limerick to yourself earlier in the thread :lol:... typical woman it's all me, me, me :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Oh, alright then............ :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Artist is having a moanWith a pout and a grumble and groanCuz her name got no mentionIt was devanski's intentionWhich is something I cannot condone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Artist is having a moanWith a pout and a grumble and groanCuz her name got no mentionIt was devanski's intentionWhich is something I cannot condone.Aaah...... :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Forgive her, she is a blonde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4may Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Forgive her, she is a blondeBut a cheeky blonde :Surprised Kiss: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Forgive her, she is a blondeIn order to maintain the spirit of the thread you are supposed to submit answers in Limerick format.like......................ansomes's a poetical cheatHis answers are quite incompleteNo sign of a rhymeand it's about timeHe proffered a limerick treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 My planet sized brain is so chock-a-block full of extremely intelligent stuff, that there is no room left for a Limerick making program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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