Alan2273 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.Once there, demand that the local government provide free medicalcare for you and your entire family.Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual localgovernment forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductivebehaviour with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand mate."Keep your BRITISH identity strong.Fly the your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.Demand classes on English and UK culture in the Muslim school system.Demand a local Country driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.Insist that local Country, law enforcement teach English to all its officers.Good luck! You'll soon be dead.Because it will never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq or any other country in the world except right here in the UK.For we are run by soft, politically correct politicians, that are too scared to "offend" anyone.If you agree, pass it on.If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 There's a lot of truth in what you have said Alan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Could we not just send some our leaders to try it first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Could we not just send some our leaders to try it first? Good idea catgate. The trouble is they would know what to expect. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Fair enough. But would you want to live in the countries you mention with their repressive laws?And not all immigrants display the characteristics which are mentioned.Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 There is FAR too much truth in it to be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joysness Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Because it will never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq or any other country in the world except right here in the UK.For we are run by soft, politically correct politicians, that are too scared to "offend" anyone.If you agree, pass it on.If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.It's here in the U.S. as well Alan2273,There's a big stink going on about it right now because it's election season.There's been a lot of talk about amnesty for all the illegals here. Really ticks me off. I'm a legal immigrant and it would be a slap in the face to those of us who came here legally, went through the lengthy process and have lived here (30 years in my case) worked here, paid our taxes and are not allowed to receive some of the benefits because that would classify us as indigent and we would be deported. OK, rant over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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