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My local ASDA now has do it yerself scan tills ...you run your own shopping through the scanner into your bag , with at least two overhead cameras watching you ..... fairly amusing .... took me longer cause the beer needed a person to come over and press a button .... ( she was busy with me ) ...hmmm beer cheese ,bread ...beer ....fruit .... eggs ....beer .... I thinnk she got a bit naffed off ...... whats the minimum wage now fer checkout staff ... I should claim ......beer ....spuds .... nuts ....beer .... press dat button ...... better still ...sit down on a chair an do the whole lot .... isnt that called a checkout ...? .....beer .........coffee ......milk .....hmmmm beer ....come over here an press that button ...!

3 quality brews fer a £4 , so it was an 8

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heh

shopping is fun

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My local ASDA now has do it yerself scan tills ...you run your own shopping through the scanner into your bag , with at least two overhead cameras watching you ..... fairly amusing .... took me longer cause the beer needed a person to come over and press a button .... ( she was busy with me ) ...hmmm beer cheese ,bread ...beer ....fruit .... eggs ....beer .... I thinnk she got a bit naffed off ...... whats the minimum wage now fer checkout staff ... I should claim ......beer ....spuds .... nuts ....beer .... press dat button ...... better still ...sit down on a chair an do the whole lot .... isnt that called a checkout ...? .....beer .........coffee ......milk .....hmmmm beer ....come over here an press that button ...!

3 quality brews fer a £4 , so it was an 8

.....

heh

shopping is fun

I'm surprised they haven't outsourced the labour to India. You scan your goods through the Infra-red reader with a camera watching to make sure you have scanned everything from your trolley, then a bill pops out of the till, then you go to the cashiers window and pay in Rupees. :lol:

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My local ASDA now has do it yerself scan tills ...you run your own shopping through the scanner into your bag , with at least two overhead cameras watching you ..... fairly amusing .... took me longer cause the beer needed a person to come over and press a button .... ( she was busy with me ) ...hmmm beer cheese ,bread ...beer ....fruit .... eggs ....beer .... I thinnk she got a bit naffed off ...... whats the minimum wage now fer checkout staff ... I should claim ......beer ....spuds .... nuts ....beer .... press dat button ...... better still ...sit down on a chair an do the whole lot .... isnt that called a checkout ...? .....beer .........coffee ......milk .....hmmmm beer ....come over here an press that button ...!

3 quality brews fer a £4 , so it was an 8

.....

heh

shopping is fun

I'm surprised they haven't outsourced the labour to India. You scan your goods through the Infra-red reader with a camera watching to make sure you have scanned everything from your trolley, then a bill pops out of the till, then you go to the cashiers window and pay in Rupees. :lol:

This will no doubt come. :lol:

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The next move, following their "ripen at home" farce with fruit and now the self check out, will be go and fetch your own from the grower. That will be followed by grow/brew/bake/make your own and just send us some money.

a. It would be fresher and taste better.

b. I'm a better cook than them anyway.

:D

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The next move, following their "ripen at home" farce with fruit and now the self check out, will be go and fetch your own from the grower. That will be followed by grow/brew/bake/make your own and just send us some money.

a. It would be fresher and taste better.

b. I'm a better cook than them anyway.

:D

Snap :D :D :D

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The next move, following their "ripen at home" farce with fruit and now the self check out, will be go and fetch your own from the grower. That will be followed by grow/brew/bake/make your own and just send us some money.

a. It would be fresher and taste better.

b. I'm a better cook than them anyway.

:D

DITTO also :P

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The next move, following their "ripen at home" farce with fruit and now the self check out, will be go and fetch your own from the grower. That will be followed by grow/brew/bake/make your own and just send us some money.

a. It would be fresher and taste better.

b. I'm a better cook than them anyway.

:D

Snap :D :D :D

Why are you snapping at me, what have I done? :D

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