artist Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull; but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! ( I have to stress not me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.I never had one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Get an M.O.T. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 You need an oil change and a grease of the working parts. Need a volunteer?Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 You need an oil change and a grease of the working parts. Need a volunteer?Thos.I'm already first in the queue. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted October 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 I fear I would be a disappointment to you all...............my better days have gone. Sigh. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 I fear I would be a disappointment to you all...............my better days have gone. Sigh. :(How about letting us be the judges of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 I fear I would be a disappointment to you all...............my better days have gone. Sigh. :(How about letting us be the judges of that.Greife, what a couple of perverts. Can I take the Video footage, please, please can I. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 It's all down to a belief in 'mind over matter'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 I fear I would be a disappointment to you all...............my better days have gone. Sigh. :(How about letting us be the judges of that.Greife, what a couple of perverts. Can I take the Video footage, please, please can I. :DWe are open to bids. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapins Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 It's all down to a belief in 'mind over matter'.Yeh, andsome doesn't mind and we don't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Isn't there some saying about the mind being willing but the flesh being weak??I know, andsome, your flesh is always up to it. etc. etc. etc.Thos. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Isn't there some saying about the mind being willing but the flesh being weak??I know, andsome, your flesh is always up to it. etc. etc. etc.Thos. :)Too true. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.