gordythegouge Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 He he... I like it! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 I like that one as well. :D Nellie likes it because the blonde won for once. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 My blonde may not be my own anymore, but we know how many beans make five!! ;) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 My blonde may not be my own anymore, but we know how many beans make five!! ;) :DHow many is it then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 My blonde may not be my own anymore, but we know how many beans make five!! ;) :DHow many is it thenThat's for me (at my advancing age) and you lovely young males to wonder!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 My blonde may not be my own anymore, but we know how many beans make five!! ;) :DHow many is it thenTwo in each hand and one in the mouth. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 My blonde may not be my own anymore, but we know how many beans make five!! ;) :DHow many is it thenThat's for me (at my advancing age) and you lovely young males to wonder!! You mean ME of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 You mean ME of course. Naturally andsome. It must be this 'bracing' Staffordshire air which keeps us looking so youthful! B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 We are quite high up, and when the north easterlies blow, I am sure that there's nothing between us and Siberia. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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