Another soppy friendship poem.

[AlanHo]

"True" Friendship

None of that Sissy Nonsense

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry b*stard who made you sad

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.

"Why?" you may ask;

"Because you are my friend."

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

[catgate]

Very nice.

A friend of management's sent her a copy of it yesterday.

[andsome]

Like it. :lol:

[Watchful]

That's just how true friendship should be :lol:

[Gandalph]

I shall cherish those words of friendship till my dying breath.