AlanHo Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Monday, FEB 4th, 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED! TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. On-line Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Hmmm, I'd better sign up for classes 12 & 13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike567 Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 How do I apply :lol:.very funny though :D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Like it. No groan. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Number 7 is my favourite....My DH can never find things, even when he's put it / them there himself!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 :lol: My other half needs to sign up for all of them :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 I have been on all the courses one way or another - so I know when I am in the wrong and it gives me much pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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