AlanHo Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) becase alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = HealthIn conclusion, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Excellent observation!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Well I am definatley not full of shit :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow Man Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Her - "What would you like to drink with dinner tonight?"Him - "I'll have a beer."Her - "For dinner?" Him - "I heard it was good for you."Her - "Oh, your full of s*it."Him - "That's what I'm trying to fix!" Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Sounds good to me. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 I thecond shat! hick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.