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Thought for today - 17 February


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At the time your memory starts to go - you might find it is compensated for by the fact that the only thing you still retain is water.

On the contrary, I take tablets to slow down the urge to go, and to stop me needing to go too often during the night. :lol:

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At the time your memory starts to go - you might find it is compensated for by the fact that the only thing you still retain is water.

On the contrary, I take tablets to slow down the urge to go, and to stop me needing to go too often during the night. :lol:

Actually - you have made my point. Your body is retaining too much water, which your brain recognises and gives you the urge to go in order to release it. The tablets are to stop your one brain from talking to the other...................... :lol:

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A few years ago the Barnsley Town Council were in session and Cllr Arkwright, the chairman of the parks dept., was telling the council about the successful construction of a fountain in one of the parks.

Cllr. Harrison, " Fountain? Fountain? Yer call that bl**dy thing a fountain? Ah could p*ss as high as that"

Chairman, "Cllr Harrison is out of order..."

Cllr Harrison, "Too true, mate. If Ah was i' reight order Ah could p*ss twice as high as t' bl**dy thing."

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A few years ago the Barnsley Town Council were in session and Cllr Arkwright, the chairman of the parks dept., was telling the council about the successful construction of a fountain in one of the parks.

Cllr. Harrison, " Fountain? Fountain? Yer call that bl**dy thing a fountain? Ah could p*ss as high as that"

Chairman, "Cllr Harrison is out of order..."

Cllr Harrison, "Too true, mate. If Ah was i' reight order Ah could p*ss twice as high as t' bl**dy thing."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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