Belatucadrus Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 his unicycle attempting to flog bootleg tickets to the Tumbling Gravel A new Stone band from old England Land.Just then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 a Klingon space ship landed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 ...which was made from velcro and could stick to anything. Inside were a deputation from Mars who were trying to sell their new confection called "Cheese Miner's Choco-sherbert Dip Plus". The old Cheese Miner's Choco-sherbert Dip had been enormously enhanced by adding "Plus" to its name and increasing the price by 25%.and Nestle were threatening to start their own cheese mine using knitted tripe conveyor belts unless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Lulu agreed to STOP shouting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 and they could get planning permission for their thousand acre badminton complex that they wanted to build on the Brownsea Island nature reserve. Fortunately for them they'd received advice from Donald Trump who advised them that with the government being so lacking in morals, greedy and skint, they'd be able to hurdle all obstacles for as little as .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 twenty five pence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 ..providing it was paid directly into the Benevolent Fund for nonsmoking,TT, vegan, lesbian, greenpeace, eco single parent, childless families, along with a signed organ donors card and a copy of the Radio Times. Sadly, due to the large numbers of these largess seekers who had gone to Browsea Island to protest, the Island had sunk completely and was now 2ft 6in below sea level and thus the finding of Baden Powells.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 woggle by a slowly drowning Bill Oddie was relegated to the back page of the Daily Sport. Along with an item about ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 ....a small company in Barnsley called DFS who had just brought out a steam driven knitted tripe sofa, with added horsehair, which had knocked the bottom out of the "buy now pay later" market for duty free, offal and udder technology products. It was laser guided and had a range of four blocks in a built up area..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 the size of our back yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 It was the brainchild of Ernest Holdroyd (with a d.....Huddersfield clan) who was a pioneer in many fields. He was the first man to blaze a trail across the wilds of the car park, behind the Ferret and Parsnip, to the back door of Precilla Hemmingway, a big girl with firm grip on the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 ..not to mention many other things but she... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 hated the sight of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Poor Ernest was quite misunderstood, due, in part, to his habit of bounding, in one leap, into the wickerwork saddle on his bespoke asbestos camel, which was squilled with withie underpinnings on all three legs, and rampaging off, shouting, "Follicles" at the top of his voice. His voice carried for miles, and was often used to carry some of the local OAPs down to Bingo, at the Sunshine Social Club and Crematorium, each Wednesday afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 He used to charge them a fiver each for this little trip. Mean minded devil that he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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