artist Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there.Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but he couldn't bring himself to do it.One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Kinda annoying that you can guess the punch line, but i like it :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 BIG GROAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Double groan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 20, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 :D :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Somebody call a vet....! this post needs to be put down...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 well i like it :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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