Chris Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 hope it makes sense as the pics are not "that" clear..it was a quick edit job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Love the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Smith Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Is that you and the mrs. then powerless? :o ;) :blink: You Wish!!! :P :D Mr. M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Last one, is that the wife and mother-in-law buggy. Deluxe version.Will it fit on the back of a family hatchback with a to-bar? :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 The one lugging the create of brown ale.BLONDE :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Bet she doesn't let him have any! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Errr the one lugging the crate of brown ale........... out of a bottle blonde!!!! There is a difference you know!! And like Artist I bet she still doesn't let him have any!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyhanger Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Well you can see that he is a refined, sophisticated individual. He is carrying the carton of wine. Obvious that he has a discerning palette.Where as the blonde out of the bottle, seems to have a beer gut and has not shaven this morning. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 When we visited Turkey some years ago, the women used to be taken out into the fields at about 6am on a tractor, they spent the whole day there working in the hot sun. By 6-30 am most of the local men were in the café's drinking coffee and twiddling their worry beads. Sounds about right to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should show consideration by not making an issue of it. Let me relate how I handle the situation............. When I took early retirement a year ago, it became necessary for my wife to get a full-time job for the extra income and future pension benefits that we need. She was a professional secretary and personal assistant when we met thirty some years ago and was fortunate to land a job at the local social security offices in the typing pool from 8 till 6 each day. It was shortly after she started working at this job that I noticed that she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from fishing or golf about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says that she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts to get the dinner. I try not to moan when this happens. Instead, I tell her to take her time. I understand that she is not as young as she used to be. I just tell her to wake me when she finally does get the dinner on the table. She used to wash and dry the dishes as soon as we finished eating. It is now not unusual for them to sit on the table for a couple of hours after dinner. I do help by reminding her several times each evening during the TV commercials that they aren't cleaning themselves. I know she appreciates this, as it does seem to encourage her get them done before she goes to bed. Our clothes airing cupboard is on the first floor landing. When she was younger, she used to be able to go up and down the stairs several times a day and not get tired. Now that she is older she seems to get tired so much more quickly. Sometimes she says she just can't make another trip up and down the stairs to collect the laundry to be ironed. I don't make a big issue of this. As long as she finishes the ironing the next evening - I am willing to overlook it. I tell her to wait until the next evening to do the ironing unless I need a clean shirt to wear to the Monday's lodge meeting or to Wednesday's or Saturday's poker club or to Tuesday's or Thursday's bowling or something like that. This gives her more time to do some of the other chores - like shampooing the dog, vacuuming, or dusting. Also, if I have had a really good day fishing, she can gut and scale the fish at a more leisurely pace. For some reason she is starting to complain a little occasionally. Not often, mind you, but just enough for me to notice. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. In spite of her complaining, I continue to try to offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any, if you know what I mean. When doing simple jobs she seems to think she needs more rest periods than she used to have to take. A couple of weeks ago she said she had to take a break when she was only half finished weeding the garden, pruning the hedges and mowing the lawns. I overlook comments like these because I realize it's just age talking. In fact, I try to not embarrass her when she needs these little extra rest breaks. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. I tell her that as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me or get me a beer and take her break by the hammock so she can rock it and talk to me until I fall asleep. I could go on and on, but I think you know where I'm coming from. I realise that I probably look like a saint in the way I support her on a daily basis. I'm not saying that the ability to show this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult, some will find it impossible. No one knows better than I do how frustrating women can become as they get older. My purpose in writing this is simply to suggest that you make the effort. I realize that achieving the exemplary levels of kindness and consideration that I have attained is out of reach for the average man. However guys, even if you just yell at your wife a little less often because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Alan......absolutely brilliant :D Your wife is, indeed, a very lucky lady to have such a kind and considerate husband.She must worship you ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Alan you seriously need a slap :angry: What's your wife's email address?? Me and her need to have a long talk!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Smith Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Ladies, as you can see, with a kind, caring, loving husband like Alan, marriages really can last for many years without problems.Well done Alan, a great role-model for all us less compassionate men.Mr. M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 You need a slap too Mr M. :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Smith Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 OOhh yes please. Could it involve a whip as well. :wub: :wub: Mr. M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Sorry if I upset you girls - its just that if I aggravate a little I get a rollicking but if I go further I get the silent treatment. I find the extra effort well worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Here is the official version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Have to say women are to be loved and enjoyed, the typical 'slave wive' crap don't cut it these days :) Respect goes a long way :) *waits for pat on the head from nel / artist* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Redhat.......creep ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie2 Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 *Redhat gets a pat from Nel... :) * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 RedhatNow I know why you put me up to it !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Redhat.......creep ;):P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 *waits for pat on the head from nel / artist*but not me!I can tell when what you say is false!!! :angry: ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 alan1937You are almost as perfect a husband as me. It's a coincidence that I also play bowls on Tuesday and Thursday in the summer. A Tuesday evening league, and a Thursday evening league, you don't live in the midlands by chance do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 alan1937I've just had a look at your details, and see that you are indeed a Midlander, you lucky person. I play in the Tuesday and Thursday evening Cannock league. I feel that I have seen you before, I don't suppose that you play for Solihull Indoor Bowling Club in the winter do you? If so we may have met at a friendly match, I play for Lichfield Friary Indoor Bowling Club at Tamworth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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